Chuck Norris Jokes

"After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history." "Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean." "Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag."

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