Chuck Norris Jokes

"After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history." "Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean." "Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

Chuck Norris zapft das Bier so, dass der Schaum unten bleibt.

Wenn Chuck Norris eine Granate wirft, dann sterben 40 Leute... dann detoniert die Granate.

Chuck Norris schwitzt nicht beim Kacken. Die Kacke schwitzt beim Chuck Norrissen.

 

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